Today we all assembled at my house in Wellington, New Zealand. I then read out a list of materials we needed for this rescue mission. We adjourned the meeting, and went to find the materials which are as follows:

- A really big boat;
- Food to last the next few months;
- Fishing rods;
- 100 small ropes;
- 100 medium ropes;
- 100 large ropes;
- Rum. Lots and lots of rum;
- a few items that I may not display in case the evil scientist catch wind of our plan;
- a laptop (with internet)
- a map

We plan on setting off tomorrow. Donations are welcome.